Remember me? Name’s Corey, I used to write here. Anyways, after a brief hiatus I’m back!
As evidenced by a great number of the posts here on Katie & Corey, we’re BIG fans of procrastination. I can easily turn a two-hour homework assignment into an all day event. I mean why write about the systematic nomenclature of organic chemistry (no joke, I actually just had to tried to deconstruct an article of the same name) when you can eat cheese-its and watch Real Housewives of Atlanta? One of my all time favorite procrastination methods involves Craigslist, gay sex, and Guess Who logic.
Did you know that besides finding jobs, iPods, and microwave ovens on Craigslist, you can also find anonymous gay sex?! That’s right, Craigslist has more guys willing to sing-a-song on your dong than the Folsom Street Fair. Though the idea of actually posting-then-meeting-then-fucking one of these dudes sends worse chills up my spine than Kim Kolziak’s weave, I LOVE narrowing down the search terms to only those ads posted in Berkeley and trying to guess the author’s identity.
In an effort to highlight the danger that a “secular progressive” agenda poses to the “real America,” The O’Reilly Factor has profiled the city that I, sometimes, call home.
I’ve never been prouder of the bay area, well almost never.
Never one for moderation, my nights of booze fueled depravity usually find me pressing the limits of my tolerance until I reach an Anna Nicole-Smith level of incoherence. It’s these times, right before I slip into my Joosed-Up slumber, that browsing my Gmail account seems like the best idea ever (obviously, it isn’t). Yes, I’ve sent more drunk emails than I care to recall, but luckily Google Labs has launched a new Gmail feature, Mail Goggles, that’s designed to prevent us from making those midnight mistakes.
When Mail Goggles is enabled and you’re at your computer hammering out your latest angry, mildly unintelligible tirade this is the screen you’ll see when you try to push send:
Last night’s episode saw Peter going back to complete third grade, all in the pursuit of a fancy executive bathroom (blahh, blahh, boring, blahh, blahh) but one of the show’s gazillion non-sequiturs paid homage to one of TV’s all time greatest FAILS: Grape Stomping Lady.
If you gave Barbara Walters and her crew of yammering ninnies medical degrees, you’d have CBS’ daytime talk show The Doctors. Literally, every episode of this show is chock full of crazy. PLEASE watch this clip of the Doctors warning America’s youth about the dangers of douching with vodka and taking beer bongs up the ass.
[UPDATE] When Katie saw this video her response was “hmmmm…really, that works? Interesting.”
[UPDATE 2] I jus funnelled Seagrims into my butt and im’m wastyedhfh. Nvm, U shuld def try ths shit!!1!1
Great news everyone, we’re now selling merchandise!!!! We’ve got Katie & Corey snap bracelets, beer cozies, and panties on sale RIGHT NOW in our online store!! Trust me, all the cool kids are draping my name over their twats!
Just kidding! We don’t actually have a merch deal, but Corey Feldman does and he wants you to buy his panties!
Interior design is very important to me, I firmly believe that a dirty home is indication of a dirty character. Your design aesthetic should be a reflection of your hopes, your ambitions. As such, I think its time that Katie and I invite you all into our home so you can learn a little more about who we are, and where we’re heading.
