Tag Archives: Taylor Momsen

The price is right, bitch.

It’s the end of the world as we know it…

A while back I did a very serious post on why Jenny Humphrey should die.  And still to this day I cannot stand Taylor Momsen, she is dingleberry in the Asscrack that is Gossip Girl.  And now Perez Hilton  is telling me she wants to sing!?!?

There are no leaked tracks from her upcoming album, and when the video leaks you’ll have it here first with a very appropriate rant from me about how awful it is…but for now all I have is this supposed recording of her vocals played over random clips of her. 

She sounds like the most obnoxious little girl trying to sing like a sexy teenager.  Another example of her repeated misinterpretation  of what cool is/sounds like/looks like.